i finally finished my homework
now im free of bs schoolwork until like wednesday
In which Hannibal is subtle
#jfc hannibal #tone it down #how about some real puns #what do cannibals eat for breakfast? scambled legs. #he was running out of ingredients but luckily his friend gave him a hand. #don’t show up late to lunch hannibal or you’ll get the cold shoulder #never upset a cannibal. you might end up in hot water.#when hannibal throws a party he likes to serve finger foods.
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
Ignoring Cas’s blunt and completely hilarious sense of dry humor for a moment, think about what he’s actually saying here. Castiel is the name given to him by God. Castiel translates roughly to ‘my cover is God’ or ‘shield of God’ in Biblical theophory—the ‘el’ suffix means ‘God’, and ‘iel’ means ‘of God.’ Cas is the name given to him by Dean. Deliberately or not, Dean removed the part of Cas’s name that means ‘of God’, and left him with ‘shield’. Castiel isn’t actually a Biblical angel—it’s a variant of the name ‘Cassiel’, who was an archangel in the Kabbalah responsible for observing the Earth with no interference. Making it up as we go, indeed.